PROFESSOR SCHMUTZIG'S BOOKS Complete Set

I. Complete Method fur der Waldhorn oder der Ventilhorn by Professor Eric von Schmutzig, Professor of Ventilhorns at der Borscht Conservatory of Lower Hamburg (with onions).

II. Incomplete Method fur die Holzblasinstrumente by Professor Willem von Schmutzig, prize pupil of Eric von Schmutzig.

III. Der Completely Abridged Method fur das Bass und der oder Streichinstrumente, by Kascha Schmutzig and 'abridged' by his descendant, Yasche Schmutzig, Principal Bass in der Amalgamated Laundries of West Virginia and Georgia Symphony Orchestra.

IV. Der Illustrated Compendium of Rare Observations & Reflections Concerning Musical Instruments, Performers und Conductors - derived from sources hitherto hidden in der Archives of Ancient Museums, Abbeys, Palaces und Mausoleums. (Artist: Dom Petro).

• Incomplete Method fur die Holzblasinstrumente
• Der Completely Abridged Method fur das Bass und der oder Streichinstrumente
• Der Illustrated Compendium

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